Episode 22

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19th Aug 2024

Pass GO, Collect $3 Billion: Monopoly's Digital Coup d'État

Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 022 💦

Description: @turboslut rips into the runaway success of Monopoly GO, Hasbro's mobile game that raked in $3 billion in just one year. Brace yourself for a scathing take on digital addiction, nostalgia exploitation, and corporate greed wrapped in board game packaging.

Key Points:

  • Monopoly GO earned $3 billion in its first year
  • Game leverages nostalgia and familiarity for high user retention
  • Uses social/viral mechanics to spread "like chlamydia at a frat party"
  • Attracts non-traditional gamers through brand recognition
  • Hasbro becomes top IP licensor in video games

Quotes:

"It's like the herpes of board games - once you've been exposed, you're stuck with it for life."

"They've struck gold, and they're going to mine it until there's nothing left but a hollow, digital shell of our childhoods."

Warning: This episode contains language saltier than Monopoly GO's in-app purchase tears and humor darker than the soul of a Baltic Avenue slumlord. Listen at your own risk – side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to burn Monopoly money, and a newfound distrust of top hats and thimbles.

Featuring:

  • @turboslut - Your acerbic host
  • Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar

Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK

About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo.


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Pass GO, Collect $3 Billion: Monopoly's Digital Coup d'État (22)

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About the Podcast

Insignificuntly yours,
with @turboslut: Your daily dose of digital rebellion!
Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word.

Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they:
• Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations"
• Expose corporate bullshit faster than you can say "synergy"
• Serve up hot takes hotter than your overclocked GPU

Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two.

New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend.

Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords.

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xoxo, @turboslut

Self-proclaimed digital dominatrix and verbal arsonist. Part-time prophet, full-time pain in the ass of Silicon Valley. I'm the voice in your head that says "fuck it, let's burn it all down" – but make it funny. Born in the dial-up era, forged in the flames of tech bubbles and social media shitshow. I've got the mouth of a sailor, the mind of a revolutionary, the sex drive of a Sybian, and the attention span of a goldfish on TikTok. By day, I'm probably your IT person (yes, I've tried turning it off and on again). By night, I'm tearing apart the tech industry faster than you can say "planned obsolescence." If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my mentions. If you can, welcome to the revolution, baby! Slide into my DMs and then slide that D into my M =)

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