Episode 4

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1st Aug 2024

From Coding to Cardboard: A Beginner's Guide to Tech Hobo Life

Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 004 💦

Episode Description: Knuckle up, Little B's! @turboslut is back with a vengeance, tearing into the tech industry's latest round of layoffs. In this no-holds-barred episode, we're serving up:

  • A scathing breakdown of recent tech giant layoffs
  • Why "economic challenges" might just mean "we need another yacht"
  • The dark side of Silicon Valley's job creation
  • How the tech industry is fueling a modern dystopia
  • A wake-up call for those still worshipping at the altar of Big Tech

Key Points:

  • Intro: Tech bros on the chopping block
  • The FAANG layoff frenzy
  • Debunking the "economic challenges" excuse
  • The myth of tech job creation
  • Silicon Valley's impact on wealth inequality
  • Why your tech job isn't as secure as you think
  • Call to action: What's next for tech workers?
  • Outro: Embracing the tech apocalypse

Quotes:

  • "It's like watching a goddamn reality show, 'Who Wants to Keep Their Job?'"
  • "These tech giants are swimming in more cash than Scrooge McDuck, and they're still treating their workers like disposable diapers."
  • "Wake the f*ck up! This tech industry isn't some shining beacon of progress; it's a goddamn dumpster fire fueled by our data, our privacy, and our sanity."

Tags: #TechLayoffs #SiliconValley #CorporateGreed #JobSecurity #TechIndustry

Content Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and zero f*cks given. Not suitable for corporate bootlickers or the faint of heart.

Credits:

Created by: meandclaude.ai

Script by: insertcoin.to

Voices by: elevenlabs.pro

Production by: shortattentionspan.studio

© 2024 @turboslut.xyz

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Insignificuntly yours,
with @turboslut: Your daily dose of digital rebellion!
Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word.

Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they:
• Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations"
• Expose corporate bullshit faster than you can say "synergy"
• Serve up hot takes hotter than your overclocked GPU

Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two.

New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend.

Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords.

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xoxo, @turboslut

Self-proclaimed digital dominatrix and verbal arsonist. Part-time prophet, full-time pain in the ass of Silicon Valley. I'm the voice in your head that says "fuck it, let's burn it all down" – but make it funny. Born in the dial-up era, forged in the flames of tech bubbles and social media shitshow. I've got the mouth of a sailor, the mind of a revolutionary, the sex drive of a Sybian, and the attention span of a goldfish on TikTok. By day, I'm probably your IT person (yes, I've tried turning it off and on again). By night, I'm tearing apart the tech industry faster than you can say "planned obsolescence." If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my mentions. If you can, welcome to the revolution, baby! Slide into my DMs and then slide that D into my M =)

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