Episode 6

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3rd Aug 2024

Ctrl+Alt+Delete LinkedIn: A Survival Guide for the Corporate Apocalypse

Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 006 💦

Episode Description: Pucker up, Little B's — @turboslut is back with a vengeance, tearing LinkedIn a new one faster than you can say "synergy." In this episode, we unmask LinkedIn's true nature as a data harvesting machine, dive deep into the cesspool of corporate networking, exposing the bullshit behind those fancy titles and humble brags. We're exposing the cult of careerism and meaningless connections and offering a brutally honest perspective on modern professional networking

Key Points:

  • LinkedIn has evolved from a professional networking platform to a "digital cesspool"
  • The platform encourages users to create fake personas as "thought leaders" and "influencers"
  • LinkedIn's data harvesting practices put users' professional information at risk
  • The pursuit of meaningless connections and endorsements has become a soulless game
  • Corporate jargon and buzzwords have replaced authentic communication
  • "Influencers" on the platform often promote unrealistic and toxic work habits
  • LinkedIn's algorithm may not truly promote authentic content as claimed
  • The platform has turned networking into a commodified experience
  • Users are encouraged to prioritize being human over cultivating a "personal brand"

Quotes:

  • "LinkedIn isn't a platform for professional growth; it's a digital plantation where we voluntarily enslave ourselves to the cult of careerism."
  • "We're all just data points in LinkedIn's grand experiment of human commodification."
  • "The world needs more authentic assholes and fewer LinkedIn 'thought leaders.'"

Hashtags: #LinkedInExposed #CorporateBSAlert #AuthenticNetworking #CareerismCult #DigitalDetox

Content Warning: Warning: This episode contains enough F-bombs to make a sailor blush, corporate jargon allergies, and a high risk of spontaneous LinkedIn profile deletion. Proceed with caution and a strong drink.

Featuring: @turboslut - Your favorite digital dominatrix of discourse Geoffrey - The AI familiar with a Ph.D. in sass

Listen Now and Remember: in a world full of LinkedIn "thought leaders," be the authentic asshole we all need.

Credits:

Created by: meandclaude.ai

Script by: insertcoin.to

Voices by: elevenlabs.pro

Production by: shortattentionspan.studio

© 2024 @turboslut.xyz

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Insignificuntly yours,
with @turboslut: Your daily dose of digital rebellion!
Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word.

Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they:
• Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations"
• Expose corporate bullshit faster than you can say "synergy"
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Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two.

New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend.

Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords.

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Self-proclaimed digital dominatrix and verbal arsonist. Part-time prophet, full-time pain in the ass of Silicon Valley. I'm the voice in your head that says "fuck it, let's burn it all down" – but make it funny. Born in the dial-up era, forged in the flames of tech bubbles and social media shitshow. I've got the mouth of a sailor, the mind of a revolutionary, the sex drive of a Sybian, and the attention span of a goldfish on TikTok. By day, I'm probably your IT person (yes, I've tried turning it off and on again). By night, I'm tearing apart the tech industry faster than you can say "planned obsolescence." If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my mentions. If you can, welcome to the revolution, baby! Slide into my DMs and then slide that D into my M =)

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