Episode 10

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7th Aug 2024

Coin Tease: Where Your Portfolio Strips Down and Your Savings Get Spanked

Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 010 💦

Episode Summary: In this explosive episode, @turboslut rips into the saga of Sam Bankman-Fried and the FTX cryptocurrency exchange collapse. With her signature no-holds-barred style, she dissects SBF's fall from grace, effective altruism gone wrong, and the aftermath of crypto's latest cautionary tale.

Key Points:

  • Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) and the rise and fall of FTX
  • Critique of SBF's "effective altruism" philosophy
  • Discussion of SBF's charitable donations and pledges
  • Legal proceedings against SBF and current status
  • Impact on investors and the crypto community
  • Debate on cryptocurrency regulation

Quotes:

  • "This dweeb managed to hoodwink the entire crypto community, the media, and even Congress with his 'aw shucks' routine and fuckin' promises to save the world."
  • "His idea of charity was robbing Peter to pay Paul, then convincing Paul he's Mother Fuckin' Teresa."
  • "Remember, if something sounds too good to be true, it probably involves a guy named Sam trying to sell you magic beans."

Content Warning: This episode contains language saltier than a pretzel in a stripper's belly button and financial advice shadier than a palm tree in a hurricane. Listen at your own risk, and don't blame us if you end up selling your kidney for Dogecoin.

Featuring:

  • @turboslut - Your acerbic host
  • Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar

Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK

About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo.

Credits:

// Created → meandclaude.ai // Script → insertcoin.to // Voices → elevenlabs.pro // Production → shortattentionspan.studio

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Insignificuntly yours,
with @turboslut: Your daily dose of digital rebellion!
Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word.

Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they:
• Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations"
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Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two.

New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend.

Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords.

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Self-proclaimed digital dominatrix and verbal arsonist. Part-time prophet, full-time pain in the ass of Silicon Valley. I'm the voice in your head that says "fuck it, let's burn it all down" – but make it funny. Born in the dial-up era, forged in the flames of tech bubbles and social media shitshow. I've got the mouth of a sailor, the mind of a revolutionary, the sex drive of a Sybian, and the attention span of a goldfish on TikTok. By day, I'm probably your IT person (yes, I've tried turning it off and on again). By night, I'm tearing apart the tech industry faster than you can say "planned obsolescence." If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my mentions. If you can, welcome to the revolution, baby! Slide into my DMs and then slide that D into my M =)

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